PORN: You big fat loser. HIM & ME: Him? Me? PORN: Both of you. Okay, so only one of you’s fat. Either way, I’m bored on my ass in here. How the fuck did you manage to get us locked in here? HIM & ME: That was his fault. That was my fault. NEWS: It was my fault. [flickers, and disappears] PORN: Well, you can’t fuck me cuz you’re both a couple of little limp-dicks. I swear, that was the best five seconds I had all afternoon, thank you very much you pathetic little suckling marshmallows. ME: I’m sorry. When the pipe’s cashed, it’s cashed, you know? PORN: I know. But that doesn’t mean I can’t inflict pain. _The pipe’s cashed, and yet it’s not. This is a new experience for ME. He’s not sure he likes it. And yet –_