GHOST: Hello, boys. Remember me? HIM: Yep. ME: Yep. GHOST: Long time no see. ME: Yep. HIM: Yep. GHOST: So. You got any advice for me? HIM: Yep. ME: Don’t be so dependent on the sequential. HIM: If it doesn’t have a good title, it’s probably not very good. ME: Give up now. HIM: Go back to school. ME: You suck. HIM: Who brought you the fuck back in here, anyway? Santa Clause? ME: Yeah, and where’d you learn to drive? Kindergarten? HIM: Uh . . . yeah. PORN: If you don’t stop being mean to my friend, I will never touch you again. _They stop._