_A stiff breeze blows off the lake. ME & HIM have just come out of a strange dark hole. HIM has agreed to shit in ME’s mouth, on the condition that the act be performed in a highly visible, public place. ME hesitated, but finally accepted the condition, so deep is his need, so vast his depravity._ HIM: This place will be fine. _HIM crouches naked over ME’s quivering face. ME lies naked on a low stone wall near some university buildings. The sun do shine, even where it don’t normally. Packed buses trundle up and down the nearby boulevard. Students come and go, their backpacks, cliches, and hidden brilliance heaped upon their shoulders. People are of course starting to stare._ ME: I wish I had something to drink. HIM: You will soon. This feels like a juicy one! ME: Uh... maybe we could just turn into girls again instead.... HIM: Too-- _unh!_ --late! _[shits, a long, gooey stream, and pisses]_ ME: _Ggah! Uh! [comes, a long, milky, silverine stream]_ HIM: _[wiping his ass with ME’s shirt]_ So, how was it? ME: _[still lying there, covered in excrement]_ Different. It tasted better than I expected. It smells and burned more than I expected. I got some in my eye. I don’t think I’ll need to do that again any time soon. HIM: Here. _[helps ME wipe his eyes]_ A SPECTATOR: I called the cops, you perverts. _[strokes own erection thru pants]_ ME: _[to HIM]_ I love you. HIM: I love you. _HIM bends over and kisses ME’s shitty mouth, long and slow and full. The sun still shines._ ME: Let’s go take a shower. HIM: Okay. _They go. Later, they go out for pirogues and applesauce, and laugh a lot. Even after double scrubbing, ME still has a faint funk of shit glowing out of his pores. It kind of makes him uneasy, but then again he kind of likes it. He already wants to do it again._