000003 #human But you look on, you delve in, you get down in the mud. And you discover things, about yourself, yes, but more importantly, perhaps, about your dad. Your mom. Your dog and your wife and your lover's lover, the one you never had. You learn things about space travel, aliens, elves, how it is to wake up warm in a cold house. You learn how not to tie your shoes. You learn about a spider in a box. Are you getting my drift? It only comes on when it really, really wants to. You have to try to convince it to turn itself on. How you go about this is anyone's guess.