081013 #dog
HIM: Okay. Now that time you HAD to have heard it!
ME: Hey—are you feeling okay? [magazine falls open on ME's lap, showing a lipstick ad. The enormous woman's insane mouth is coppery and luminous. What goes in must come out!]
HIM: Uh. Nah, yeah, I don't know. Look I'm going to go outside for some air.
ME: Sure. Bring me back some when you come in, okay?
*HIM stares as though ME has just said something. I mean really.*