122106 #treefrog Chris Petty's Christmas story.... "What am I? 16, [going] on 17? So this was about 6 years ago, I was 10 years old, and it was Christmas, and my mama couldn't afford to get me nothing, she didn't have no money, and, I didn't get shit. "And I didn't really cry, but some tears came up in my eyes, and the room started getting a little dusty--there was people smoking in there, and my eyes was burning. [pause...] "Bang bang! Shoot 'em up!" [several students listening crack up]