022397 #squirrel She tells me her bisexual French friend from the European office has been making passes at her. And then I find out she's there in the background. At one point, her friend apparently takes off her shirt and begins to fondle her nipples. Woof! After some more awkward, somewhat sexual, but never completely vulgar chit-chat, she tells me she'll call me when she gets into Portland. We'll see... My question is... What the Fuck?!?