081013 #dog
*Dawn streaks into the cave-mouth in bloody ribbons. ME awakes first, in some kind of pain.*
ME: Fuck!
HIM: [waking fairly immediately] What?
ME: Don't talk to me! Don't look at me! Don't touch me. [this last in the lame tones of the obviously ridiculous, as there is no denying they are both still in the one sleeping bag.]