030004 #human I have one of those rings in my earlobe. Not a piercing, I mean the kind that opens a space, diametric plane parallel to your upright axis, in your earlobe. I started small of course, incrementally increasing the diameter. Fortunately, my ear has not developed any infections. My hole is now about three-quarters of an inch across. I hope to get it big enough that someone with a modest-sized dick can fuck me in the earlobe hole. I think it makes me look tough and strange, even though I am secretly neither. I am holding a styro cup of coffee and talking to my friends. We are working something out. We're going to meet up later and do something. Right now I think I'm going to have a smoke--another affectation I've adopted in imaginary self-defense.