040303 #eel The hero of our story is a somewhat mousy little man who works at the zoo. One day on his way home he stumbles across his girlfriend getting raped--someone whose plugs don't match hers is trying to force a connection anyway. He summons all his courage and chases the bastard away. "Oh Stu," the girl says, gasping her thanks. They fumble their appendages together and hook one plug pair together in hasty passion. "Oh, Owa," Stu says. He reaches for her, seeking, touching. He finds another of her plugs with one of his.... It matches.... "Let's just, let's just--" he says, pressing closer, closer, to plugging in. "Get married right now?" she says, scared, delighted. Their plugs slide closer, closer....