My rules: 1) be on time 2) don't do anything stupid 3) don't fucking lie about when you say you're going to be someplace at a certain time, and then you're just totally off fucking off at the goddamn grocery store for fuck's sake, I mean what the fuck is the actual reason for going to the grocery store at this particular time anyway? I mean, couldn't it have waited? Oh wait. I bet I know why he just *had to go to the grocery store right exactly now.* But It's so fucking tedious, I'll spare me the gory details and just pretend not to think about that right now.