081313 #copperhead Dude, where the fuck is dude? He's the idiot that wanted to take the canoe in the first place. So why am I sitting here, *in the canoe that I didn't want to take in the first place,* getting macked on by the goddamn sun, while he is off somewhere at some grocery store or some goddamn place, doing god knows what, and not being here? I mean, we had a time. We were supposed to be here.