022613 #human I still don't feel old enough to know what the hell I'm doing. What band of idiots let me out here to do this on my own? Jesus Christ, I'm barely competent to drive, just look at the front end of my van. Who the hell thought I had the presence of mind to pull off being an adult for a prolonged time? This is just insane. I hope we don't die or get shoved rudely out on the street any time soon. I hope our teeth don't fall out.