121512 #human I guess I was kind of brilliant in my twenties & thirties. I may never be that exactly again, but what the hell. Like I said, I'm not dead yet. I'm not nonhuman yet, so I guess there's still some time to get consumed by bacteria and viruses, and we LIKED it, by god! You goddamn kids with your damn remote access and airplay and shit. We used to have to put plastic stuff into metal stuff to play songs. And they didn't just stop and start and randomly come on and off and shit. They by god played until they got eaten up and spat out as a mile and a half of weird tapeworm-shaped brown spaghetti, and then you had to buy or fucking physically copy a new one!