081613 #worm Anyhow, Milton Brockham Jameson France has a hairy paunch, a pagan beard, a thespian manner, and waaaaaaay too much time on his hands. He's one of those guys who will never be in a beer commercial, unless it be one of those post-hip, celebrate-the-sub-par, grainy, black-and-white ones, but who nonetheless posess, to certain beings, of which I proffer myself as a practically apopleptic epitomatic specimen, a distinct and peculiar sexual problem. More on that later.