081613 #worm They installed a news ticker. It's one of those red LED jobbies, just constantly scrawls meaningless important shit across it all day long. Things about the national soap opera, who's been assassinated, who's at war with us, how bad we're kicking all their nigger asses, etc, etc. It's news. Right now it's saying, Angst and anguish pour out of the very walls of our very own jail, day and night while the innocent sleep. Our infustigative reporter shows you why you shouldn't care. And then it's some kind of commercial: Get out of jail free—if you have excellent credit, or are already out of jail.