John L. Lewis sent me here just to marry his daughter! #pigeon the pavement when i begged kate to tell me she loved me #pigeon Safety Dance? Huh? Never mind. #pigeon On lucky days, he stops seven. #pigeon how perfect the world was in anticipation of getting the keyboard #pigeon Liz's reaction when I said I felt like a small ungrateful child #pigeon Don't get drunk. It's a pain in the ass for everyone involved! #pigeon If she wasn't a bitch, my dad wouldn't have left her. #pigeon vaseline #pigeon This is awesome! This is almost in actual sonnet form! #pigeon