I don't mind getting old; it's just so inconvenient! #pigeon
pam's note with the black panties: wear these when you come see me #pigeon
It's got carrots and other nutritious stuff! #pigeon
I got a booger on my finger and I can't get it off! #pigeon
i like aerosmith because they're not afraid to be chromatic #pigeon
20 more seconds and you would have lowered your blood pressure! #pigeon
Damn, that bitch stinks good! #pigeon
Flap buddies. Summer helper. NFG. The tiny paintbrush. The dead-on right kind of rubber bands. #pigeon
No, sorry, I can't spare any money. I have to get dog food. #pigeon
Iowa Poet Blackie -- how cool it was that he existed; how crappy his poetry really was #pigeon