Gaw, Coach!!! #pigeon Dad said the brown ones aren't really glass. #pigeon Oh, wook at da pwitty wittle doggeeeeee! Bite me. #pigeon At Pagliai's after Chris made fun of my attempt at small talk with the waitress: You are an impediment to progress...! #pigeon David Dye's indulgent chuckle after Cedric Burnside's drumming #pigeon So this is it. This is our story? Two guys went walking down by the lake. One of them bought a Coke? #pigeon the rocks flying by under my feet as taelin and i ran to help a damsel in distress; who the damsel turned out to be #water #pigeon his stupid serious face #pigeon what-should-man-call-it #pigeon I can't help it if he's illiterate! #pigeon