051111 #martian 1. Aaron Deshields coached me. Let me repeat that. AARON DESHIELDS coached ME. "Don't do it, Mr. Schulte, don't do it," he said. "They aren't worth it." And he was right. And I said so in front of him, and I hope he appreciates that. 2. I'm in my aluminum-foil-and-popsicle-stick house, ho ha ha ha haaa...! 3. I don't smell very good right now.