051111 #martian 1. For Jesus to be McConnis would be almost too obvious. I rather think he would be someone deceptive, yes, but in a more layered way. Someone devilishly charismatic. Someone whose appeal would test you not through pathos but through psychopathology. Someone who would elicit not your obvious sympathy but your deepest doubts. Someone like Devonte. 2. I told DC my theory of obviating adjectives. 3. Or maybe Devonte's brother, who is going home after school today to make an oatmeal sandwich.