000004 #human
Every day I see something I haven't seen before. I'm blessed that way. I don't mean to brag, but I can't help it. Every day I wake up in a new national park. There's antelopes and snowmobiles and Republicans with great paws--watch out! Just give them the food and back away slowly. Don't climb a tree. That shit doesn't work except in the movies.
111201 #eel
A guy in a ruddy-salmon coloured heavy cotton shirt, with wild-frizzed blond hair, touches my shoulder. Were you going to get that turtle? He asks.