once ther was a man an he couldn wait once ther was a man who when he was a kid he had a whol casl all 2 mself. then when he got oder he sode off som da rooms he renned em out 2 collig studins. they trashed the place hard man then he lef the cassl cuz he coun stan to B ther any mor, an he wen 4 a walk. He wak aroun an aroun the blok but he coun make no sense o nothin ther was these 3 girls that ast him 4 a ride home they was blackhair chix wit white ass makeup an pouty pouty mouths tht probly could do some real hard suckin he figured but they want ast him about that they was just ast him about a ride home cuz the person they was ride here with was fall asleep and they couldn git home and they coulnt take abus cuz theyd get caught 4 curfew i din even know there wuz such a thing as a curfew. and how come they couln just wake the sonbitch up he wondered. maybe he was past out drunk or somethin he said sorry man and lef the three gurls on the sidewalk becuz he knew if he gave em a ride it wouln be no difrent from how it was: they on they own and he not getn suckd off. maybe if theyda fucked him or sucked him or kist him all over heda considerd it but he knew they wadn gonna do nothin he could jus tell. so he lef em alone an said sorry man and the fat white punk on the porch nex to em said laughin ha ha sorry man and then they said the guy looked like bob and they ast him to speak agin an he did and they laft an said he soun jus like bob and the man walked on he really wanned to goto sleep now but he wanned to climax first cuz his girlfrin who loved him but also wanned him to have a good job and buy her things and make her a baby so she could have her life had called him and had had 3 margaritas and said when do you have your climaxes generally and he couln really ansr cuz at the time he wadnt thinking about that but she was and now that he had gone out and had some really foul tasting beers and walked the dog and talked to 3 teenage girls who try as they might could not make him any younger he was ready to think about it now, ready to curl up and be warm with her but of course she lived on the other side of the telephone and who knows how she would feel by the time he saw her agin. dammit.