date: 072415000213 #it had gotten to the point where he would cheaply procure anything at all remotely smelly, and repackage it in anonymous brown half- and quarter-dram bottles that he'd got off the internet. the other day he'd had a dry chuckle on a late summer day selling expired angostura bitters labeled as Exotic Birch Spice Jojoba Root Beer Custom Blend, and watching fat girls in hippy skirts and skinny white guys with thin lips and pointy beards trying it on each other, daubing at each other's blue-veined wrists and trembling carotids with gluttonous delight