date: 072615092402 #Coffee can help you lose weight. Reflect on how special you are. You could easily be dead in 20 years, so. You should choose to wear a shirt today, studies, well, my own studies have shown that it dramatically increases your chances of being successful as a complex startup hi tech engineer entrepreneur, which is what you are, isn't it? I mean, aren't you going to a lot of meetings with high powered people and having sushi in their BMW's and stuff? What? You're not? What are even reading the Internet for then? Why don't you go back to collecting the garbage. Until my startup makes garbage collectors obsolete, and all my the Internet will talk about how stupid it is to be a human garbage collector and complain about your wages and benefits and shit because nobody cares, ok? Can you get it through your head? My way is better for people who are already rich, so your way is antiquated and dumb. Got it? Good. Now do these nine things before nine o-clock and you can be as successful as I am. No you can't. But whatever. WHy are you still here?