(high school) many floors the presence of a brother/lover getting teased, "oh, chris and mat...!" downstairs-- genius boy with huge, orange irises He wrote for the Onion, had written a satirical piece about me which I laughed at with everyone I said, "You got some huge fuckin irises on you, you know that?" musingly aware that he probably thought i was as coarse as i used to think my coworkers were at the burger joints etc.