There is a lizard-fish that will, if you get in the water with him, and if you have taken a certain preparation which discolors and scents your molars, swim into your mouth and right down to the base of your digestive tract, whereupon he will cause you, forthwith, to shit yourself. The shit-lizard-fish is put to a number of kinky uses among the more daring--are there side effects? dangers? how does he get back out?--of the s&m and b&d set of these various worlds at the fringe. You and I found one. We had even used it once. You had shat all over me, much to my disgust and delight. Now, however, we were playing around in the bathtub, watching it swim. You had not taken the preparation, so it shouldnt, we knew, be impelled to do its thing. You opened your mouth, however, and it swam right in and down! It was a little bit creepy. We were in my mom & stepdads bedroom. I turned around and said, Look! There it was, racing up the bathroom wall. How the hell-- We chased it around. It was fast as hell, and leapt or flew across the room at times, narrowly missing my face, making me yell. You laughed at me. But you helped me catch it in between the window and the window screen. However there were lots of gaps and holes. We tried everything we could reach to stuff or fasten everything shut. It scrabbled around. It looked out at us, and it looked mean and scowly. It had a little red-lined sneer with lots of tiny white teeth. I was holding down on the window (which wanted to sproing back up) while you were going to get something, when I saw a green flash, and knew it was out! Next thing I knew, there was a blur, and it was latched on to my neck.