#shopping tip There is something, probably something egregiously, wrong with every device! The perfect device is an unholy cockring of a marketing strategy! But wait there’s more! You might think “there’s something wrong with every device” leads to “you just have to pick the one that has the least wrong with it for YOUR needs,” but that’s false too! It’s overinflated with self-importance! What it REALLY leads to is, **“IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER. IT TRULY, TRULY DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER.”** (2016)