1 cup whole wheat flour 1+ cup combo of white flour, oatmeal, almond flour, buckwheat flour 1 tsp pdr 1/2 tsp soda a little salt/sugar optional; today I forgot and they were really good 1 big egg + 1 egg white + maybe just a little of the 2nd yolk small splash of canola oil half a stick or less butter, melted 2 cups or a tiny bit over buttermilk or lemon juiced pretend buttermilk blueberries fry them fuckers on a hot thin layer of good old fashioned Crisco (2015)