1 cup white flour 1+ cup combo of white flour, oat flour, almond flour, buckwheat flour, cornmeal 3 tsp pdr a little salt/sugar 1 egg yolk 2 cups or a tiny bit over buttermilk or lemon juiced pretend buttermilk half a stick or less butter, melted 2 egg whites, whipped in a frenzy into at least soft peaks, folded into the batter at the last minute blueberries fry them fuckers on a hot thin layer of sunflower oil (2016)