After I cracked my fucking screen ($80 + however much I already spent on extended warranty), it occurred to me that i am paying approximately $1150 over the next two years for the privelege of having a skinny slippery rich persons toy, with unreliable voice mail and utterly shitty data anywhere near my house. How to process that. I got a lot of, i mean a fucking lot lot lot of red snowcones, and the bell aint even rung yet (2016)