While you're asking, “can I do it?”, someone else is doing it. Believe it. I can't decide what to eat because I'm not really hungry. But I want to Facebook eat something smoke because chips I drugs like to beer be smoke soothed. Get it? Daedalus is the new index cards. Thanks, inventor of paper. Thanks, inventor of typewriter. Thanks, inventor of iPad. Thanks, inventor of Daedalus. See how it's okay even though it's jerky and weird? Did you see what I did there? Daedalus is cool. I really love the customizable keyboard extra row. That's one of the coolest things I’ve seen yet. Damn, dude. It even has a tab key. Could use an undo key and a grid view. Whatever. God I’m dumb. BUT I DO LIKE THIS APP. Yes, “stacks” and “sheets” is just a cloaked way of saying “files and folders limited to one level deep.” But that’s okay, because the swipey-swipey encourages a different way of thinking about textual entities—a way I’d like to experiment with, thanks. Well, yeah. That’s why I said it’s the new index cards. Because even though it probably isn’t, because nothing ever is (although VoodooPad for Mac came pretty close for a while there), it’s still a pretty cool idea, and I’m willing to plumb the depths of the .0001 percent chance that it actually, really will be this time. Sex and glossolalia--fascinating and boring and repulsive and sweaty. They will always be spectator sports.