employees only: working in the kitchen, behind the counter, whatever he grabs the broom and starts sweeping she says “oh, are you going to sweep me off my feet?” without thinking, without malice, he says, “I’d need a bigger broom for that” she gets pissed (she’s well over the “normal” socially accepted weight) he’s like (sincerely, but how can she know that) “No! I totally didn’t mean it that way! I swear to god! I was just—” eventually they end up getting together - this short note would be the heading for