## she laughed because it was appropriate she laughed because it was appropriate to do so, but no trace of mirth disturbed her posture or the set of her jaw. No lilt competed with the birdsong in the tree beneath which they were sitting. ## because i want to be more useful well, because i want to be more useful than... scanning the room... a trash can, I-- although trash cans are actually very useful! he interrupts right... (beat) ...true! ## I don’t care how ubiquitous phones are I don’t care how ubiquitous phones are, you still look both pretentious and unhinged when you’re having a smarmy conversation in public with someone who isn’t there. stochastic phrase this is a goddamn mother fucking test and it’s fueled by jet fuel from the goddamn 1970’s by god and if you weren’t there you know what i’m talking about. Play guitar, Edge!fuckbag ## Sleep is boring Sleep is boring Reading is boring Writing is boring all the old fashioned things are boring but what have they been replaced with? Something that is non-boring but also non-nutritive. ## Tyknarytl came along and draped my dad with moss Until Tyknarytl came along and draped my dad with moss, his demesnes were mighty spare. “she may one day queen it over that fair demesne” ## Me Me. Why don’t you use your position of influence and power to make a difference and do what’s right? Him. If I did stuff like that, I wouldn’t be in a position of power and influence! ## Me with a phone is like that Me with a phone is like that old lady with a bike. We’re slow and do it wrong because we don’t know how to use it. But we still pretty much get it to work #what is the significance of spider bites Just one of the fan blades forgets to turn A torpor covers over everything; this is what it’s like to be trapped in your own thoughts ## beyond or around if you never fail, you never learn your limitations. if you never learn your limitations, you can’t expand beyond or around them. ## Strange attractor Strange attractor, or maybe a strange deflector, like a half smeared piece of poop on the sidewalk outside the beach house ## frozen old love, best love. talking across the glaciated miles. teh-dsa, house with people in it, frozen under the surface of the lake She didn’t get it She kept saying she didn’t feel qualified I was like I don’t care if you’re qualified, I just want someone to talk to! ## don’t confuse don’t confuse “being different” with “being afraid to do the difficult shitty thing you know you have to do” #megan said if you’re doing something self-destructive and it doesn’t hurt, that’s a sign that something’s wrong ## What if they’re against it What if they’re against it not because it’s wrong or gross but because cocksucking is powerful ## Like he was about to Like he was about to push an invisible button floating in the air His pointer finger hovered ## literally translates npydyuan literally translates to “house of wax” or was it “hose of wax” not sure ## princess of sticks dignity is trying hard at your job even if you would get paid the same to only kind of try ## Watching a happily married man Watching a happily married man eat is a truly disgusting thing. ## [tiny]() drumlins of mown grass [74]() [tiny] drumlins of mown grass my new favorite color ## I’m not super smart I’m not super smart but I can tell when other people are, and you are ## BOOKS (not pipe smoking) BOOKS (not pipe smoking) are America’s last affordable luxury ## If you can have glossolalia If you can have glossolalia, why not grapholalia? ## Him dancing Him dancing--it’s more like *being danced* you know what I mean? ## i am literally talking to my cat Ah, fuck! now I’m talking to myself! ## a rail yard a rail yard is like a minecraft computer. logic gates! ## All the All the \_\_\_\_ leaves doing jazz hands in the breeze ## what has happened down here [63]() is the winds have changed ## in a sense a true teacher is in a sense an agent of chaos typewriters damaged goods chance encounters in the woods Throw words against the wall and see what sticks How do you know when you’re dead Sentient leaves (Butterflies) Melancholy valley