show up show up show up show up show up you mother fucker show up on the network show up on the sidebar show up on the toolbar show up on the desktop show up at the bar show up in the fridge getting another beer show up getting some cheese or a hot dog cause that's all you ever ate at home be at home come on home show up show up let's listen to the stereo together show up but you've got to show up you've got to respond to my messages or be out there, the result of a search just any way at all but you've got to show up show up show up be characters be text be a result come on leave me a message leave me a page a site a url fuck anything that new and transcendental you know we could talk our way around anything so platonic and plebonic as an internet so just show up instead in your leather shoes around the campfire let's burn some real wood let's burn some real pallets stolen from the empty lot behind the wal mart let's burn our throats with some real applejack fuck this virtual shit no matter how real it gets it can't hold a candle to the candle i gave you that you burned at both ends til it formed a fucked-up sculpture above your stereo which let's listen to again together tonight with her with the woman ps did you know she's my wife now? funny, huh? i'm forsaking technology for you i'm saying fuck a hundred gajillion years of progress, i'm throwing it all away, i'm throwing it away like a silly semicolon i'm throwing it all away for the chance to say come on come on let's go to bed come on upstairs with me no i'm serious i do this like every night and you can come with me i'm totally serious come on come on upstairs to bed with me we'll get some pussy i guarantee you it's curvalicious she's sublime she's my wife and now because you are my friend she can be yours too come on i'm not kidding let's go on upstairs i'm serious come on we've waited long enough let's go come on come on come on